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loboland:

beatbrandi:

troublette:

A crappy person I know posted another crappy person I know as their ~man crush Monday~

*smacks heads together* now kiss

HAH

turdxturd

everyone sucks

wait, who posted me as their man crush monday?

Oh my lord john do I have a story for you later

taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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(Source: taxicar)

It would be super duper if my abusive ex boyfriend could stop gabbing about me to his new problematic girlfriend so he can look like the victim he loves to be. Big dumb turd should know by now that everything gets back to me even though I’m not searching for it. Liars be liars yo.

Tybg for sweet friends tho~

dicksplit:

At your friend’s funeral

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(Source: pleatedjeans)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

that wasn’t very ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of you

(Source: joshpeck)

purethots:

kamikagurl:

jayheartless:

gay8:

A social intelligence test hosted by Harvard University, which measures your ability to read the emotions of others solely by their eyes.

Got 24 out of 36

I thought I’d get higher than 28.

35/36

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu)

adriofthedead:

jayayayayay:

bewareofmpreg:

what the fuck

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they gon yiff in hell